The Beall girls on Nigleta’s birthday. Thanks for 17 years of being a mediocre sister. I love you ❤ #summertwentythirteen
It’s funny because he’s fat. See Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in The Hangover Part III - now playing in theaters! http://hangoverpart3.com
Just found wax on my junior prom shoes.
I couldn’t help but smile.
I am Stitch, Stitch is me, we are the same.
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
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A year of my life in Coronado.
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#one of life’s most important lessons #brought to you by a derranged monkey
Because you are a baboon! And I am not.
This is fantastic. Its like Doctor Phil but.. a baboon.
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This is so fucking cute.
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Snoop Dogg: What people don’t know is that Tupac really kept me and my wife together. There came a point in time where I just felt like I didn’t need to be in a relationship. It was becoming a headache to me, and all these girls wanted to be with me. I was like, “F—- that, I can have any bitch that I want.” We was flying back from Belize with a gang of the homies from Death Row. [The homies] was like, “Yeah man, f—- that bitch! My baby momma ain’t sh—.” They was tellin’ me about how their relationships were. Then Pac just was like, “Man, f—- that! That’s your son’s mother. You love her. She’s the only one that’s gonna love you.” The sh— he was sayin’, it was real.
It was sounding crazy comin’ from him because he didn’t have no relationship like that. For him to tell me that, the sh— really stuck in my heart. When I got home [me and my son’s mother] pieced it back together. We worked it out and eventually got married. I gave him a lot of credit for that because I didn’t have no direction. I didn’t have nobody to talk to and I was young and I didn’t really know. His advice stood out more than the negative advice did.
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please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
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when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
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